Drafted on the fifteenth day of the fourth month of the two thousand and fifth year of our Lord.

Potential initiates (known heretofor as potentials) must meet the following pre-requisites before consideration for membership.

1. Potential initiates (known heretofor as potentials) must be active on the 0kelvin Silc channel or the fishbulb IRC channel.
2. Potentials must be willing to ~wibble~.
3. Potentials must be able to define FNORD.
4. Potentials must understand that it is better to serve the Great Old Ones as desert than as brunch.

Upon completion of the prerequisites the potentials must endure the ceremony of ~wibble~s

1. At least three members must be present in channel to perform the ceremony.
2. The potential must be present as victem.
3. Members will shout five (being the holy number) ~wibble~s each.
4. Each member will private message the potential with three and two ~wibble~s
5. If the potential ~wibble~s each member partaking of the ritual, the potential shall be considered a member.