Drafted on the fifteenth day of the fourth month of the two thousand and fifth year of our Lord.

• Thou shalt use thy client to connect to silc.0kelvin.net:706 (henceforth and forever known as The Server of ~wibble~) or tualatin.zapto.org (henceforth and forever known as The Server of FishBulbing).
• Thou shalt not piss off the SILC server owner, nev-sama or fuji-dono (heretoforward referred to as Supreme Lord) while in the channel "0kelvin", "anime" or any others the Supreme Lord happens to be in.
• Thou shalt not piss off the IRC server owner, jedediah or his faithful bot buddy rb while in #fishbulb else thou shalt be "messed with".
• Thou shalt moderate thy conversation in accordance with the rules of Non Sequitur. Any found to be in violation will be ~wibble~d and FNORDed.
• Should thou connect at any time other than Monday through Friday during business hours in the Pacific Timeline thou shalt not demand to know where everyone is. Thou may chat with thyself in peace and ~wibble~.

Anybody caught lurking in SILC is fair game for a random /kick in accordance with the entertainment whims and desires of the Supreme Lord