2007-04-17 (all times are PDT)

[11:56am] nev: #fishbulb, the Series.
[11:57am] nev: Episode One: The Sordid Tale of the Hosed Lips App.
[11:57am] nev: [INTERIOR]
[11:58am] nev: [dowaito is seated on the floor, Japanese style, furiously typing on a MacBook. jedediah enters the room in a blind panic, pulling the power cord from dowaito's MacBook.]
[11:58am] nev: DOWAITO: Haha! Steve Jobs wins again!
[11:58am] nev: DOWAITO: His MagSafe connector has saved my laptop from a 46cm fall!
[11:59am] nev: JEDEDAIH [huffing and out of breath]: Outside. Hot dog vendor. Eagle. Poo.
[11:59am] nev: DOWAITO: Slow down. Breathe. Have a Pocky.
[12:00pm] nev: JEDEDIAH: PhotoNut was just outside ordering a chili dog when this Bhuddist monk attacked this cop and this eagle crapped on everything, and . . . well . . . wait. Your Lips App is hosed.
[12:00pm] nev: [ dowaito curses but we only hear a series of beeps. A mosaic is placed over his mouth as well. ]
[12:01pm] nev: FIN