09:50am] nev: http://silc.0kelvin.net/node/104 [09:50am] nev: Should we induct Walley now? [09:50am] nev: Does he qualify yet? [09:50am] nev: Other than this NOT being silc . . . . [09:51am] dowaito: How many of the requirements does Walley meet? [09:51am] Walley: I play kol. [09:51am] nev: We all fail #1. [09:51am] dowaito: Walley: Can you define "FNORD"? [09:51am] nev: He's not yet "~wibble~"d [09:51am] dowaito: Are you willing to wibble? [09:51am] nev: And I think he might fail #4. [09:52am] • dowaito tsks. [09:53am] nev: dowaito: Should we update that page to include #fishbulb? [09:53am] nev: Or just state #fishbulb? [09:54am] dowaito: Yeah. [09:54am] dowaito: And Chapter 1 as well. [09:54am] jedediah: that pokerstars link was awesome [09:54am] jedediah: and russia is really creeping me out lately. [09:55am] dowaito: chapter 2 is updated [09:55am] nev: Chapter 1 is updated. [09:55am] • nev sighs. [09:56am] • nev still wishes we could use SiLC. [09:56am] nev: Hrm. Walley just left the office room. [09:56am] nev: Chicken. [09:57am] jedediah: I'd update chapters if nev would let me log in. [09:57am] nev: You are logged in. [09:58am] nev: Try using Camino or Firefix. [09:58am] nev: s/ix/ox/ [09:58am] jedediah: Just remove the line that says if($SESSION['user']->username == 'jedediah') screwUser(); [09:58am] nev: Where's the fun in that? [09:58am] jedediah: don't ask me, you're the one that put it there. [09:58am] • PhotoNut returns. [09:58am] PhotoNut: what a crappy day [09:59am] jedediah: safari ftl! [09:59am] jedediah: what's up 'nut? [10:00am] PhotoNut: I'd rather not talk about it in #fb...I'd get no sympathy, it would be my fault or my dumb boss's fault, and everyone here would have 4-5 solutions. [10:00am] PhotoNut: It's just a crappy day, I'll leave it at that. [10:00am] dowaito: jedediah: I don't think its fair you blame Safari when it is clearly your gypsy curse. [10:01am] • jedediah sighs [10:01am] dowaito: silc works fine for me in Safari. [10:01am] dowaito: :P [10:01am] jedediah: yup, I've heard you say that. [10:01am] dowaito: I wonder if its related to the theme. Which theme do you use in silc? [10:02am] jedediah: The default? [10:02am] dowaito: Tho, it could be a safari plugin. [10:02am] jedediah: I can't log in, so it's not giving me my own theme. [10:02am] nev: jedediah: You ARE logged in according to the site. [10:02am] nev: That's the odd thing. [10:02am] nev: Your session cookie is not being saved on your end. :( [10:02am] nev: And you are using the default theem. [10:03am] dowaito: nev, can you change his theme to the cool one we use? [10:03am] dowaito: or is that the default? [10:03am] jedediah: well I got in with firefox [10:03am] nev: it is. [10:03am] nev: So your Safari is rejecting the cookie. [10:03am] nev: You don't have my site on "disallow cookies" do you? [10:04am] jedediah: no I do not. [10:04am] nev: So what say the members herre? [10:04am] nev: Shall we induct Walley? [10:04am] nev: For that matter, Walley dost thou wantest to beest inducted-est? [10:05am] Walley: Aye. [10:05am] dowaito: I didn't see his FNORD definition or his ~wibble~ [10:05am] nev: True. [10:05am] Walley: I'm so screwed. [10:05am] nev: But we did let PhotoNut in without that did we not? [10:05am] dowaito: I don't think PhotoNut was ever inducted, we came up with that stuff after jedediah joined. [10:06am] dowaito: In any case. I like Walley, lets induct him as is. [10:06am] nev: http://silc.0kelvin.net/node/199 [10:06am] jedediah: dowaito: you don't remember? it was a long and grueling process to get inducted for me. [10:06am] jedediah: and you both had "surprise" rules. [10:06am] dowaito: jedediah: Yeah, but you are special. :P [10:07am] dowaito: Walley: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnord [10:07am] dowaito: ~wibble~ [10:07am] dowaito: jedediah did read the Principia. [10:08am] dowaito: He should get a star next to his name in the records. [10:08am] nev: He did read it. [10:08am] nev: Sadly I'm not sure he grokked it. [10:08am] nev: And he's only now reading Lovecraft. [10:08am] • jedediah rolls his ayes at nev [10:08am] dowaito: I wouldn't call him greyface, so close enough. [10:09am] nev: True. [10:09am] • PhotoNut looks at the server... [10:09am] PhotoNut: yup, this is jedediah's... [10:09am] nev: Is it smoking? [10:09am] dowaito: Walley: Is is better to serve the Great Old Ones as brunch or desert? [10:09am] PhotoNut: so, why are nev and dowaito making the rules/induction/etc? [10:09am] nev: 1: It's my site. [10:09am] nev: 2: It was my server. [10:09am] nev: 3: dowaito is my leitenant. [10:10am] dowaito: PhotoNut: We are talking about membership in silc.0kelvin.net [10:10am] nev: And yes it IS spelled that way. [10:10am] nev: The website. [10:10am] PhotoNut: dowaito: thanks for clarifying [10:10am] dowaito: leitenant =~ dark bishop [10:10am] nev: :D [10:10am] nev: dowaito++ [10:10am] Walley: dowaito: desert. [10:10am] • nev wants to get to the "hazing" part. [10:10am] dowaito: Walley++ [10:11am] dowaito: Walley: What is FNORD? [10:11am] nev: We'll lart you if you say "Car manufacturer". [10:12am] dowaito: FNORDmotorcompany.com may still become mine some day. [10:12am] nev: Wouldn't SJ Games object? [10:12am] nev: What am I saying . . . . / [10:12am] dowaito: I asked him about it back when I bought teleFNORD, and he said that he did not trademark it. It was mine to do with as I pleased. [10:12am] Walley: A FNORD is a subliminal message . . . sort of like a Jedi mind trick, only printed. [10:12am] nev: dowaito: Sweet! [10:13am] nev: Walley: Kinda close. [10:13am] nev: We must, however, feed you to the shoggoths now. [10:13am] nev: For being mostly wrong. [10:13am] dowaito: A jedi mind trick is used to change your perception or thought on something, does FNORD serve the same purpose? [10:13am] dowaito: Hint: FNORD is passive. [10:13am] nev: We could FNORD him but then we'd have to FNORD. [10:14am] nev: -><- [10:14am] nev: Walley: BONUS LIFE SAVING QUESTION: What shape is the earth? [10:15am] Walley: The earth is egg-shaped. [10:15am] dowaito: In Walley's defense the stupid wikipedia site seems to define FNORD in terms of that stupid Illuminatus Trilogy. [10:15am] Walley: But only slightly. [10:15am] nev: rb lart Walley for not saying "Flat. Duh!" [10:15am] • rb enrolls Walley in Visual Basic 101 for not saying "Flat. Duh!" [10:15am] dowaito: Walley: We are looking for the Discordian meaning. [10:15am] nev: rb search Principia Discordia [10:16am] rb: Results for Principia Discordia: 1. Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion ...: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/ | 2. The Principia Discordia: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/ | 3. The Principia Discordia: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/body.html [10:16am] dowaito: Walley: What is the Springfield Effect? [10:16am] PhotoNut: I don't see what silc.0kelvin.net has to do with #fishbulb... [10:16am] nev: Therein lies enlightenment, or en-heavy-meant in some cases. [10:16am] Walley: FNORD is basically 90% of what nev says. [10:16am] nev: Ooooo! [10:16am] nev: I'll accept that as an answer. [10:16am] nev: And an awesome compliment! [10:17am] dowaito: Walley++ [10:18am] dowaito: All right, Walley. Wibble! [10:18am] nev: Walley: Does Idaho exist? [10:19am] Walley: ~wibble~ [10:19am] dowaito: Walley++ [10:19am] Walley: Idaho exists in my mind. I believe I used to live there but I can't prove it. [10:19am] dowaito: Walley: Is nev coaching you? [10:20am] Walley: Nope. [10:20am] nev: NOpe. [10:20am] dowaito: I move that we follow the enduction ceremony as outlined in http://silc.0kelvin.net/node/104 [10:20am] dowaito: ~WIBBLE~ [10:20am] nev: ~wibble~ [10:20am] nev: ~wibble~ [10:20am] nev: ~wibble~ [10:20am] dowaito: ~WIBBLE~ [10:21am] dowaito: ~WIBBLE~ [10:21am] nev: ~wibble~ [10:21am] nev: ~wibble~ [10:21am] dowaito: ~WIBBLE~ [10:21am] dowaito: ~WIBBLE~ [10:21am] dowaito: jedediah? [10:21am] dowaito: jedediah is messing up the ritual. [10:22am] nev: I think I spied him eating a hot dog bun. [10:22am] dowaito: rb last jedediah [10:22am] nev: BLASPHEMER!! [10:22am] dowaito: rb seen jedediah [10:22am] rb: jedediah was last seen 13 minutes and 39 seconds ago, doing jedediah rolls his ayes at nev [10:22am] dowaito: Maybe you offended him. [10:22am] PhotoNut: lol [10:22am] PhotoNut: jedediah++ [10:22am] dowaito: And drove him to hot dog buns [10:22am] PhotoNut: with chili [10:23am] Walley: The smell! [10:23am] nev: Now he'll never be redeemed. [10:23am] nev: How shall we define "3" dowaito? [10:23am] nev: Maybe we each get 1.5 votes. :D [10:23am] PhotoNut: nev: you are redefining the number 3? [10:24am] nev: It's really just 5 anyway. [10:24am] dowaito: Well, it is hardly a problem if Walley is unable to devine his part in the ritual. [10:24am] PhotoNut: dowaito: if nev can redefine "3", I can use /sigh. [10:25am] nev: I didn't redefine it. [10:25am] nev: Eris did. [10:25am] nev: It's in the Principia. [10:26am] nev: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/23.php [10:26am] nev: See? [10:26am] nev: "The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5. [10:26am] nev: The Law of Fives is never wrong." [10:26am] nev: Therefore 3 is really 5. [10:27am] nev: Also, cf. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. [10:27am] PhotoNut: /sigh [10:27am] dowaito: As far as I am concerned, Walley is a provisional member until jedediah fulfills his part of the ritual. [10:28am] dowaito: PhotoNut-- [10:29am] nev: Agreed. [10:30am] dowaito: I'm off to a staff meeting. :( [10:30am] dowaito: See you in an hour or so. [10:30am] • dowaito is dragging himself to a meeting. [10:30am] dowaito is now known as dowaito_. [10:30am] nev: Ouch. [10:30am] nev: Good lork. [10:34am] nev: http://silc.0kelvin.net/user/77 [10:44am] nev: http://www.makepovertyhistory.org/index.shtml?entry=cornerwhitebandsmallright&referrer=www.rohdesign.com [10:44am] nev: Wow. [10:44am] nev: How do they intend to accomplish thta? [10:44am] nev: Povety will always exist. [10:44am] nev: Unless everyone has EXACTLY the same value of assets. [10:45am] nev: I can only assume they've redefined poverty. [10:45am] nev: And will continue to do so until they have achieved victory. [10:51am] jedediah: ~wibble~ [10:51am] jedediah: ~wibble~ [10:51am] jedediah: ~wibble~ [10:51am] jedediah: ~wibble~ [10:51am] jedediah: ~wibble [10:51am] jedediah: ~ [10:52am] jedediah: did he survive nev? [10:52am] jedediah: Sorry for holding up the proceedings :( [10:52am] jedediah: Surprise meeting [10:53am] jedediah: Welcome Walley. [10:53am] Walley: nev is using the little programmer's room. [10:53am] Walley: Thanks!