1. Emo Plague-Rat
2. Slug
3. FNORD
4. Nothing goes up my nose. I even hate those nasal spray things.
5. For the time being.
6. Black
7. Yellow
8. Are you even listening to me?
9. A
10. Build an orbital mind control laser, of course.
11. Soak up all this blood
12. My fist didn't really fit, but it made a mess of his nose none the less.
13. 24%
14. No. Baka.
15. Of course. Sheesh

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13. More than the average #fishbulb'er
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1. I'd be a male lesbian trans-gender racoon-dog because . . . think of the drama role-playing solo scene possibilities!
2. An imaginary tank full of chocolate soldiers fighting an invisible enemy.
3. I heard jedediah once put an entire orchestra of bees in his mouth . . . that's strange.
4. Rarified air. I think. Woah . . .
5. No.
6. Blue.
7. "I can swallow faster than you!"
8. Because impotence kills.
9. A
10. I'd put the coke in the turkey baster, use the straw as a scope and wire the thing to squirt the first person who walks by.
11. I'd probably imagine basting a turkey.
12. Probably a live cricket. Probably.
13. 6/24 . . . totally.
14. Yes.
15. No.